WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME?
They’re like, hiding behind trees and watching everything I do, and then nodding in approval.
Sometimes they throw balls of paper at me, and I unroll them and they say things like “Keep it up!” or “I love the way you walk down the sidewalk!”
I’m getting scared…They seem to just pop up out of nowhere.
Like, I’m not doing anything at all, just minding my own business, and then suddenly, there’s another one RIGHT BEHIND ME.
They’re getting closer….help….
Um, that was my extremely creepy and weird and who knows, possibly offensive (?), way of thanking you for following my blog. Insulting. Was it insulting? Comparing followers to stalkers?
It has nothing to do with you really. I love you following my blog. I just think it’s cute, and funny. The way you can log on, and that little plus sign will be there, and it totally says “LadyBlogger47 is following YOU.”
Does it say that?
I thought it did. Something like that.
I mean, I don’t have twitter or anything, so I’m unused to the following. All the forty-four of you happy little followers.
So anyway, thanks for reading my blog and following. If you’re still doing that…and I didn’t just scare you away by the weird comparison thing that I wrote at 1:30 in the morning.
Goodnight lovely followers.
See ya next time I check to see who’s following me.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. I don’t know why I laughed. Sorry for laughing. I think it has something to do with it being 1:30 in the morning.
Yeah, that’s it.